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Aight. it's been 4 years, I think it's time I reveal the truth behind this account since you lovely fuckers put up with my shit when I signed up with it.

Short story: this account is a dead troll account.

Long story: when I first heard of this site, I thought it was interesting, and after a while, I started to think it was...stupid. Around 2008, I finally I decided to make an account with a retarded, impossible to remember username (who is seriously going to remember "zzbtbest1000zz"?), and made it my mission to be the biggest douchebag possible, posting retarded flash games saying it took 13 hours to draw a few circles with a brush, and generally not taking the site seriously, posting whatever asinine, random bullshit I could think of to piss as many people off as possible and then act offended and passive-aggressive when they did get mad.

The only thing I was even remotely serious with was the music and like one tech post. I didn't want to be obvious like blusectionrrow18, though, no, I wanted to be confusing, I wanted you to think "is this guy retarded, or a fucking psycho?"

I eventually grew respect for NewGrounds when the community showed they can give sincere, honest reviews, even on the most mundane, boring content (like my first few songs posted here). At that point, I started taking the music more seriously, and started wanting to make a new account with a legitimate name, but kept trolling and making stupid ass posts for a little while until I finally made the new account and let this one die out. At that point, I decided not to delete this account and keep it as an archive for the music I posted, and then create the account I use now.

That is the meaning behind "It's not goodbye, it's hello". I made a new, real account to say "hello".

Honestly, this post should have been a dead giveaway that this account was a troll.

Maybe I have a weird way of trolling, but it's effective--it pissed people off, lol.

As a recap: I'm done trolling on Newgrounds. I've been done for over 4 years. I have nothing but respect for you lovely cock-joke loving motherfucker sons of fucking bitches, and hope that you all have a lovely fucking day on fucking newgrounds.

That's a lot of fucks I just gave. Allow me to give more.

*ahem*

Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

And with that, this account is officially dead

G'bai :D

The truth behind this account



I finally did it! I created a new account (Not a sockpuppet).

It's called B1KMusic.

In the next few minutes, Ima send a bunch of PM's and my new song "ultra glitch" will be out as soon as it gets approved by a mod.

This doesn't mean I'm abandoning this account, though. I'll still use this as my 'social' account, where I'll Vote, Review, Comment, etc.

Besides, everyone has two accounts and you know it. :P


Now THIS is the definition of fake and gay

2011-05-01 18:19:31 by zzbtbest1000zz
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This is fake and gay, This, right here, is a phishing website I got from going to youtub.com

Try it yourself!

Oh, and by the way, I'm from new mexico, as the picture blatantly gave away.

Now THIS is the definition of fake and gay


Next Song: Chairman of the Gord

2011-04-04 21:01:43 by zzbtbest1000zz
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Chairman of the Gord, what else is there to say, it's epic and simple.

For those who don't know what GORD is, look it up

EDIT: I finished the song, buuut I Can't upload it today, because I'm smart enough to know that Tuesday is Zero-voting day, Expect it tomorrow.

Next Song: Chairman of the Gord


Oh MY GOD

2011-03-19 01:55:41 by zzbtbest1000zz
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ffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

I'm juggling a shit load of projects at once O_o I feel like my brain will asplode.

Not really, but here's the list, totalling up to over 15 hours of work:

1 - DeadMau5 Remix - Remix of Moar Ghosts n stuff -
2 - Pacman Remix - There are two pacman themes, not sure which on it is -
3 - CastleVania 64 Intro Remix - The violin sonata thingy -
4 - Fuxton, Inc. - Original, same noir as Artificial Intelligence +
5 - HOLY SH- - Insane 'YOUR GONNA DIE GODDAMNIT >:C!' Kind of music -
6 - StarStrukk - Remix of 3OH!3's StarStrukk, pretty badass -
7 - untitled - In starstrukk file, no name yet +
8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16 and 17 I can't remember on the spot

I'm going to take a nap, like a 6 week nap ^_^

By the way, in my lingo, Remix means remake.

EDIT: My "six week nap" is over. I have put +'s and -'s meaning I will or will not upload them respectively, and I've added new projects

I collaborated with my bro to come up with a list of titles for songs...

Here it is:

Slow Children at Play
Fried Eggs and Spam
Thunder Cunt
Jizzum Bubble
That One Song
Conan The Celtic Tampon
My Lips Hurt Real Bad
Cassedonian Throw Pillow
Cuntburger surprise face
Sociopath Paradigm
Uncharted Welcome Mat
No Soup For You
Molotov Cocktease
Funky Fingers, inc.
Shadow Mountain Butterball
Tarot card tater time
Anosmic Cologne Salesman
Chairman of the gord
Billy Best Breast Beating Bonanza
Fuxton, inc. <<

Try to contribute, thanks


Blah

2011-02-22 14:20:38 by zzbtbest1000zz
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Got to get computer repairs...

...nuff said

EDIT

Finally got it back 3 days ago, and I have been working on some music, and I'm gonna re-release my Terminator theme Remake.


Songs Coming up...

2010-12-02 19:23:35 by zzbtbest1000zz
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Two songs I'm in the middle of making

"Techyes Redux" and a Redux of my old song, "Bowser's trap" Click here to listen


I've made a short game I believe you all will enjoy ^_^

2010-11-30 19:42:36 by zzbtbest1000zz
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It's Called "VS. RED."

Play it now

Oh god, I Kind of hope it doesn't get turd of the week, its score is 1/5. :/

Side note: I came across the strangest thing today... It was the old tank maintenance thing that caused so much controversey on NG. Here's a link to it I got from the source... Remember the collab about it ^_^

Also, I uploaded the M.U.L.E. Dubstep remix, and it kind of bombed (sucked), so I just removed it, sorry.

I've made a short game I believe you all will enjoy ^_^


Music producer + Flash = Character select?

2010-11-27 22:08:15 by zzbtbest1000zz
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Oh snap! I made a character select thinga-majiggy in Flash 8 ^_^

and now I will answer an age old question...What happens when you put two hyperlinks in one text?

Well, '<'a' 'href'='http:'//'www'.'youtube'.'com'/
">here's<'/'a'>
your answer

Oh crackle! NG told me I can't nest '<a>' tags! :O

Oh pop! I created a shitty stick figure animation that can't be blammed :O Fight the powa! More like a parody of stick fights in general, but it still sucks ^_^ Snap crackle pop! Did you catch that?

Music coutesy of TomFulp



Here's an amusing video I found while cruisin' youtube

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Yeah ^_^