Recent Game Reviews
This is the Only Level 3
Rated 5 / 5 stars January 27, 2012
You never fail to impress :D
Seriously, you had me at elephant rave. You are a genius with addicting, simplistic design, and deserve nothing less than a perfect 10/10.
Meaty Boner
Rated 5 / 5 stars May 13, 2011
Cannabo is right...
according to your medals, I beat level 5, but not 3.
Great game, I'm amazed something of this quality can be made in three days
P.s. The only reson I am giving this is a 10 is beacuase the references to dot dot dot where pretty good. But thats it.
Infectuous
Rated 4 / 5 stars April 18, 2011
Hmm...
The game is ridiculously hard, and the grammar could use a touch up. I think the first level should take at most 3 tries, not nine. Also, the game seems to be missing music? The game's great besides that...
So -2 points for the difficulty and the apparent lack of music.
8/10
5/5
Recent Audio Reviews
SM64 - Ka mea huna Ala
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars July 16, 2011
I see potential...
..but I don't hear it.
This could've been so much better had an arp not been used and if the synths were a little harder, scratch that, a LOT harder. At 3:45, the bass dropping in pitch gave you the perfect window to go hard-style, but you didn't take it, and that makes me sad :(
I don't wanna be harsh, so I am voting 7/10.
Next time, definitely use more hard synths, and less lowpass, and you will be seeing 10's after 10's
Good luck next time
Thanks
SAW Theme (Dubstep Remix)
Rated 2 / 5 stars June 13, 2011
A little amateurish...
It's generic, and the quality of the sound is pretty low; it's like sandpaper to the ears, actually.
I'll give a four because of the drums were good, but the voices were in excess, it's like listening to an 80 year old with laryngitis trying to rap, it's a recipe for disaster.
4/10
Good luck on the next sub
The vocals are from an 80 year old serial killer with cancer, and the quality is low because I ripped them from a movie. And I'm 13, so I would be expected to be ''amateurish''.
Dramaticreadingofdoomrepofevil
Rated 1.5 / 5 stars June 13, 2011
Were you drunk when you made this?
There are several problems with this.
First, You sound like you were drunk when making this,
Second, this was already done more than once, so that makes this unoriginal,
third, you ignored the number one rule of recording, NEVER use the first take. I, and everyone who listens to this, know that you did this in one take because you stuttered, there are several mistakes, I can even hear a click and some whispered laughs at the end, and the VA was very poorly done.
Four, it's not even dramatic, you're just reading it out loud with a couple spazzy moments thrown in.
Five, were you eating gum or something? I can hear chewing and squishing after the stutter at the end.
one suggestion I have is to not show this to family members (if that's who you showed, if you showed anyone), because they always have a bias, if you make it, then it's good to them, that's how so many terrible singers audition on American Idol, their family eggs them on without actually criticizing them.
If you're doubting the quality, show it to people you don't know, show it to critical people who you know will give an honest opinion rather than just "Oh that's nice;" listen to it several times, look away from the screen, and close your eyes if you have to.
I'll give a three for the effort, but expect a lot of zeros from less generous people.
3/10
2/5
Good luck with your next sub.
Recent Art Reviews
its patrick star
Rated 1 / 5 stars Jun 11, 2011
This is the art portal equivalent of B
Seriously, it's a line, a bent line, a bent line off to the left, a bent line off to the left that's pink and is magically "patrick star."
Just like B is a letter B that's red and off to the side.
I know you can make WAY better stuff. Anyone who can fuck up an audio submission as much as you can easily has the potential to get a #1 song on the AP, because that audio tweaking skill can be used for good, but instead you make songs like Airplane Glue and give descriptions like penis tornado and reply to honest comments with "fuk you my dad kick your asssz".
I don't get you.
2/10 because it amused me.
Gex
Rated 5 / 5 stars Sep 12, 2010
Awesome
Great pic, I've always loved the gex games, played and beat all 3 of them.
And as for Gex 4, I really dont know if that's going to happen on the consoles, but that's what newgrounds is for, isn't it? Someone needs to make the game in flash.
THANKS!!!
I think Gex 4 was cancelled or something. It would be awesome if someone made a Gex flash game
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars May 21, 2011
Finally
one of my songs, in a movie!
Hel Y4H, This movie is EPIC and it certainly deserves a much higher score than it has, like a 4.50 at least, it should also be featured.
I love the part with the dragon and the epic battle of wits, that just did it for me. This is better than Ironman.
My fave part was when he fell into the hole and had to batlle a huge golem.
EPIC
10/10 because I'm biased
Dragon and the battle of witts?
Fell in a hole?
HUGE GOLEM?!!!
WHAT THE HELL THATS NOT FRED THIN BUT THANKS FOR THE 10 AND IT DOES DESERVE A SCORE LIKE 4.50!!
yeah it is ur song!!
And vote 5 on it every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rated 3.5 / 5 stars May 13, 2011
This will survive judgement...
just with a score of 2 or below, I give a 7 because you made something decent.
Rated 3 / 5 stars December 4, 2010
And now it's time for the Yanni Show...
Remember kids...Don't submit art to the flash portal, that's what the art portal is for...
I don't even care that this was submitted 6 years before the AP was released, this doesn't belong here.
Though there was clearly some effort in the drawing, so I will give your ripoff of SC a 6/10