zzbtbest1000zz's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Newgrounds Poster Collab]

Great Game...

I discovered some series I've never heard of in this...
and the info was good, too. But The angry faic has no frame for it.

So... I don't know what's going on there...

as for people trying to figure out the script, I looked at the dimensions of the movie clip that makes the whole poster, and deceiphered the (exact) script for the movie clip, which is, of course, AS2, so there's alot of math. the script:

onClipEvent (enterFrame) {
if (_root._ymouse > 250) {
speed = -(_root._ymouse - 250) / 22;
if (_y + _height / 2 + speed < 500) {
speed = 500 - (_y + _height / 2);
}
}
else {
speed = (250 - _root._ymouse) / 22;
if (_y - _height / 2 + speed > 0) {
speed = -(_y - _height / 2);
}
}
setProperty("", _y, _y + speed);
}

Damn I'm good! So there you go...(this is directed mainly to "ugolegend94"s question "how the poster was scripted")

JKAmovies responds:

Good idea posting the script for others :) And yes, yes you are very good, aha! Cheers for the comment dude!

[Fun Maze Game #3]

I found a way to cheat

All you do is click on the title screen and BOOM you're on level 10!

you can disable right-clicking and tabbing by putting:

onClipEvent(enterFrame){
if(Key.isDown(2)){
gotoAndStop(2);
}
if(Key.isDown(9)){
gotAndStop(2);
}
}// (make 2 the loser or cheater frame)

in a movie clip and:

stop();

var myMenu:ContextMenu = new ContextMenu();
myMenu.hideBuiltInItems();

_root.menu = myMenu;

in the first frame to disable right-clicking and using play...

I hope that helped

9/10

[PALADIN: the Game]

Great Game!

It reminds me a lot of Kings Quest VIII,
and a little bit of Kingdom Hearts.
Except KQ and KH are 3D and this is 2 1/2 D.
But that doesn't matter, because this is a great game!
5/5, 9/10 though, because the guy takes too long to attack
again, and the first part of the game is a little too hard.

[Super Mario 63]

This Sucks!!!

I can't begin to tell you how much I hate this >:C

The fact that this did not get featured or get a perfect 5/5, or be number 1 in the portal of all time!!!

Why did this not end up number 1,

oh... yeah... the game... IT'S SO AWESOME!!!!!! Simply the best game ever made!

You...Need...To...Make...a...tutorial on scripting and stuff!

Excellent

I WISH YOU'D Make more!!!

%u221E/5 %u221E/10 (if %u221E out of ten was possible, I would rate it so)
times INFINITYYYY|_|okay I think that's enough praise for a millennium.

(Had you going with the subject, didn't I?)

[Da Pink Knight]

I'm at a loss of words...

It's pretty fun and addicting,
but the game play is ridiculous!
she bounces around until for way too long,
and then the damn robot keeps on beating on me!
It's way too hard to get past even the first fight,
I don't even know what the hell I'm doing or is going on!
I guess 5/5, 9/10
good game

[Learn to Fly !]

Awesome!

It was really fun!
your excellent at scripting
5/5 10/10

I'm gonna try to make one of these some day.

[Breakball]

This game is awesome!

Every thing's just perfect.

5/5 10/10

also check out my insane level

It's not impossible, just nearly impossible

<code starts here>

Pain in the @$$#Either you sit there forever, you die, or actually manage to weave through all of this!
it IS possible, I tested it
my best time is 183 seconds,
Can YOU beat it?
(pffft... I'd like to see you try)#138#249#19#sopapaaaaaaaaaeoaoaaa aaaaoaaeoaoaaaaaaammmeoaoaaaaaaamqmeo aoaaaaaaammmmoaoaaaaaaaaapioaoaaaaaao qoqloaoaaaaaaoqoqhoaoabaaaaoqoqkoaooo oooooqoqgoaooooooooqoqjoaooooooooqoqa aafoooooooqoqpapooooooooqoqboooooooos bppq#

<code ends here>

[Iron Mike's Punchout]

You Know...

I've never given a less than ten rating
because of difficulty,
so this is the first 9 I've ever given for that reason,
not because it's too hard, no, because it's impossible,
He rips the arms off and beats the living #@$&%^#% out of my character!
it was pretty fun, though,
so, as far as my standards go,
5/5 9/10