How the hell did this get featured???
Sorry, but this is awful...
I really hate blamming stuff, but this is just...
It'd be better if you practiced voice acting, to get a wider range of high and low, or used text, and if you actually drew the faces, and body parts, rather than an imported .jpeg on a stick figure, and let it make sense, I mean a tootsie roll!? That just makes this something I'd expect to see on clock day, With the letter "B" flying around and an imported jpeg of a clock going nuts jumping all over the place.
With Bill Pullman and Chuck Norris...
And all the stuff that makes no sense, usually I avoid getting tied up in reviewing at all. And how can anyone respect you if you make a crap flash movie, and put a bad-ass looking icon over it, making it look like it'd be good.
Not cool, I see the effort put into it, you spwnt a day on it! Now, had you spent about a month or two, the quality would have been better, but if you can't draw, then get some practice. I used to be crap at drawing a year ago, and I do rush them sometimes, but I wouldn't dare make a movie under THAT style.
Also the preloader is boring, and takes too long, if you drew a ufo(make a movie clip, then double-click and animate spinning), or something, and put this actionscript in it:
_x -= 20;
_x += 20;
_y -= 20;
_y += 20;
then the wait would be a bit more pleasant
Don't hold a grudge on me, I just didn't like it.